I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
please don't ironically join a cult
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