if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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