Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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