glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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