That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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