Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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