I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize