I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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