so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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