Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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