i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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