Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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