we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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