we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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