Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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