I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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