The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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