She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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