Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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