i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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