This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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