fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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