Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My feet surprised me
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