420 ftw
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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