you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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