Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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