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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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