Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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