so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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