I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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