omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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