then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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