I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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