so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i out mim tonsoeep
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