Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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