How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
