But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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