We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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