just tell him i said nine months
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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