I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize