she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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