And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I will pee on everything he values.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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