i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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