i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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