Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
nutella sex= disaster
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm really busy with my period
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