K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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