the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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