you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
