Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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