Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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