Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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