I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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