I understand Curling. That high.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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