I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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