Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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