Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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