it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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