Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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