I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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