People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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